If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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