Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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