i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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