OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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