jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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