Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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