Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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