so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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