I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
