walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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