You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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