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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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