it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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