She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize
