Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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