I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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