its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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