Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
