So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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