Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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