PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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