I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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