I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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