four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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