"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
