The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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