I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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