Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
