i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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