jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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