Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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