i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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