ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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