so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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