Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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