he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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