why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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