I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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