haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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