i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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