absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
...so i touched it.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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