Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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