i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm too high and old for this...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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