Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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