its not stalking. its research.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
