He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Also, beer. Big fan.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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