therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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