we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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