i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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