If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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